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Cursed to Eat Adorable Kittens

The co-writer, editor and guy who gets the coffee....

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Name:   Cursed to Eat Adorable Kittens   (a.k.a Jacko, Lut [UmbilicalDeath member], and founder of the Leper Leprechuans)
 
Age: at last count....  3... "i'm not good at any numbers after 3..."
 
Habitat:  A box beside the washing machine.
 
Occupation:  Goat hearding
 
Hobbies:  Likes to raise Red Mexican Dancing Donkeys
 
Call to Fame: Most famous Donkey in known history... The Wonkey Donkey from the motion picture, 'Shite balls of greatness in lil poopies hole of China Town" (see  O.O.O for more information)
 
Interests:   Goats...  cheese... african dancing lions with Ph. D.'s in philosophy.
 
Dislikes:  .... you...  and anything not to do with Goats... cheese... african dancing lions with Ph. D.'s in philosophy.

C.E.A.D quotes of the week:
"Stay Tru  Keep Safe  Live it up - i'll miss u all SLC"
"AHHH!  IT'S GONNA EAT ME!"